Andaz Apna Apna - All Tym Fav. Movie....

Teja : 50 lakh mange the aur ye dono thaili me 50 lakh lekar aye?
Robert : Sir, lakh lakh ke 50 cheque hoyenge sir.
Teja : chupkar robert.
Prem : Chal amar yahan se, lagta hai nai aya, aur ayega bhi nai.Mujhe bahut zor se
susu ayi hai , hum log kal subha ayenge.
Amar : abe ruk darta hai kya
Prem : Nai nai darta nai,sirf thoda sa gabhrata hun raat se.
Amar : Kya gabhrata hai , mein hoon na tere sath.

(prem screams looking at Teja, aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

Teja : Darata kyon hai?
Amar : chillata kyon hai?
Prem : sorry sorry.
Amar(confidently) : kya hai kya hai.
Teja : Maal kidhar hai?
Prem(giving thaili) : yelo yelo
Amar(pushing thaili back) : Abe ruk, uncle kahan hai?
Teja : Maal kidhar hai?
Prem(giving thaili) : yelo yelo
Amar : Abe ruk yaar. Dekho hum koi kachhe khiladi nahi hai, pehle uncle ko dikhao phir hum maal denge.
Teja (showing gun) : ye dekh , ye dekh.
Amar(after realizing that its gun) : maal dena yaar, kabse bol raha hoon dene ke liye.
Teja (noting there is only chillar in thaili) : ye to chillar hai.
Amar : "Chillar?", are pure aath hazar athso paitis rupai untees paise(8535.39 RS) hai.
Teja : Main kya chindi chor dikhta hoon? ye firoti ke paise hain ke maiyat ka chanda hai?
Prem : Malik jitna tha sab laya hoon.
Teja : Maine pachas lakh mange the kahan hai?
Amar ( being angry at teja) : 50 lakh!!! , 50 lakh kahan se laenge hum?
Teja : kyon?
Amar : aap ka plan hi galat hai.aap ne baap ko kidnap kiya aur beti se manga.Aap ko beti ko kidnap karna chahiye tha aur baap se mangna chahiye tha.Plan hi galat hai aap ka.(assuring from Prem).Lagta hai kachha khiladi hai?
Teja : chup kar nai to goli maar dunga.
.Teja goes to give money to robert......
.....teja changes his costume and goes back to amar prem.

Prem : uncle aa gaye!! uncle aa gaye
Amar : uncle humne apni jaan pe khel ke aap ko bachaya hai.uncle
Teja : haan thik hai thik hai.